Orikkal randennam vittathinu shesham Kuppiyude koode irunnu Barking Road-il ulla Al Farooq-il irunnu kebab kazhichondu irikkuka ayirunnu njan. Enthu pattiyennu ariyilla, Kuppiyude mood pettannu mari
'Da Kuruvi, Aal ayaal thara venam, aduthorambalam venam enokke nee kettittille?'
'Kettittondu. Esthapan fit ayaal eppozhum paadunna pattu annu.'
'Hmmm... Enikk aa aalum, ambalavum, kulavum, ambili ammavaneyum okke kaanan thonnunneda.'
'Ee ambili ammavan evidunnu vannu?'
'Ammavan illa... ambili mathrame ollu.'
'Athara?'
'Avalu ente pazhaya line ayirunnu. Ente Ambili !!'
'Ohho!!'
'Kandeda njan avale kandu. Ichira vannam okke vechu... innu uchakk Thattukada-il vannirunnu, avalde husband-inte koode.'
'Husband-o?'
'Oru kaattu makkaan. Nalloru penkochu ayirunnu. Enne velya istam ayirunnu.'
'Pinne avalu enna vere kettiyathu?'
'Avalde koottukari Anjali-ye njan line valikkunnundu ennulla kaaryam oru naari avalodu poyi paranju koduthu.'
'Vrithikettavan.'
Kebab kazhichu veettilottu nadakkuayirunnu.
Altmore Avenue
Kuppi 'Naattil ellarudeyum vicharam ivide enikk ivide pound kulukki idunna maram undenna.'
'Recession ayirunna samayathu athu paranju engilum pidichu nilkamayirunnnu.'
'Hmmm... Recession oru mazha pole pettannu angu vannechum poyi.'
'Recession veendum varuthaan entha oru vazhi?'
'Barking-ile panchayathu aappeess-il oru apeksha samarpichu nokk.'
Burges Road
'Priya Bar-il joli cheythirunna aa pennundallo... ennatha.. aa Sonia. Nee ippo avale kurichu onnum parayunnathu kelkunnillallo. Avalayittu valya phone viliyum karakkavum okke ayirunnallo.' Kuruvi chodichu
'Hmmm...'
'Enthayi? Ennittu vellom nadakkuo?'
'Illa...'
'Athenna...'
'Avalu naattil poyi. Ini varum ennu thonnunnilla.'
'Eh?'
'Avalde kalyanam anennu thonnunnu.'
'Appo nee line valichathu okke verutha ayo?'
'Hmmm...'
High Street
'Che!! Annalum... nammalu avalde purake nadannu verthe samayam kalanju.'
'Samayam kalanjathu potte... ente 250 pound-um poyi.'
'Atheppo koduthu?'
'Annu rathri avale veettil kondu poyi vidaan nerathu randu umma okke thannittu vangichondu poyi. Randu azchathekk ennu paranjaa vangiyathu. Ippo randu masam kazhinju. Oru kuppi vangaan polum ippo kayyil cash illa.'
'Enthokke ayirunnu... Phone-il koodi umma kodukkal, vangal, umma kodukkal, vangal. Pathira thanuppathu konachu kuthi avale cinemakk kondu povunnu, veettil kondu poyi akkunnu, sweet dreams parayunnu, Malappuram kathi, naadan bombu'
'Nirtheda...'
'Ottakk thinnaan kondu poyathalle... Ennittu enthu patti? Kaakka kondu poyo?''
'Oru kallu kudiyan mattoru saha kallu kudiyane ingane choriyaruthu.'
'Ooo pinne... Sonia-yude phone number chodichappam nee ennodu ennatha paranjathu? Enikk Hindi ariyathilla, athu kondu njan vilichaal sheriyavathilla ennokke. Alle? Ninakk angane thanne varanam.
'Nee poda thendi, njan ente cash alle koduthathu. Njan sahichu.'
'Oru 500 pound kodukkamayirunnille? Avalkk kalyanam kazhinju kettiyone kettipidichu kidakkaan oru sapramancha kattil koodi sponsor cheyyada. Complement ayittu ninte photo pathicha kuree tissue paper-um. Ellathilum - With Love, Kuppi ennu koodi ezhuthi cherthekk.'
'Mathiyeda!!!'
'Da Kuruvi, Aal ayaal thara venam, aduthorambalam venam enokke nee kettittille?'
'Kettittondu. Esthapan fit ayaal eppozhum paadunna pattu annu.'
'Hmmm... Enikk aa aalum, ambalavum, kulavum, ambili ammavaneyum okke kaanan thonnunneda.'
'Ee ambili ammavan evidunnu vannu?'
'Ammavan illa... ambili mathrame ollu.'
'Athara?'
'Avalu ente pazhaya line ayirunnu. Ente Ambili !!'
'Ohho!!'
'Kandeda njan avale kandu. Ichira vannam okke vechu... innu uchakk Thattukada-il vannirunnu, avalde husband-inte koode.'
'Husband-o?'
'Oru kaattu makkaan. Nalloru penkochu ayirunnu. Enne velya istam ayirunnu.'
'Pinne avalu enna vere kettiyathu?'
'Avalde koottukari Anjali-ye njan line valikkunnundu ennulla kaaryam oru naari avalodu poyi paranju koduthu.'
'Vrithikettavan.'
Kebab kazhichu veettilottu nadakkuayirunnu.
Altmore Avenue
Kuppi 'Naattil ellarudeyum vicharam ivide enikk ivide pound kulukki idunna maram undenna.'
'Recession ayirunna samayathu athu paranju engilum pidichu nilkamayirunnnu.'
'Hmmm... Recession oru mazha pole pettannu angu vannechum poyi.'
'Recession veendum varuthaan entha oru vazhi?'
'Barking-ile panchayathu aappeess-il oru apeksha samarpichu nokk.'
Burges Road
'Priya Bar-il joli cheythirunna aa pennundallo... ennatha.. aa Sonia. Nee ippo avale kurichu onnum parayunnathu kelkunnillallo. Avalayittu valya phone viliyum karakkavum okke ayirunnallo.' Kuruvi chodichu
'Hmmm...'
'Enthayi? Ennittu vellom nadakkuo?'
'Illa...'
'Athenna...'
'Avalu naattil poyi. Ini varum ennu thonnunnilla.'
'Eh?'
'Avalde kalyanam anennu thonnunnu.'
'Appo nee line valichathu okke verutha ayo?'
'Hmmm...'
High Street
'Che!! Annalum... nammalu avalde purake nadannu verthe samayam kalanju.'
'Samayam kalanjathu potte... ente 250 pound-um poyi.'
'Atheppo koduthu?'
'Annu rathri avale veettil kondu poyi vidaan nerathu randu umma okke thannittu vangichondu poyi. Randu azchathekk ennu paranjaa vangiyathu. Ippo randu masam kazhinju. Oru kuppi vangaan polum ippo kayyil cash illa.'
'Enthokke ayirunnu... Phone-il koodi umma kodukkal, vangal, umma kodukkal, vangal. Pathira thanuppathu konachu kuthi avale cinemakk kondu povunnu, veettil kondu poyi akkunnu, sweet dreams parayunnu, Malappuram kathi, naadan bombu'
'Nirtheda...'
'Ottakk thinnaan kondu poyathalle... Ennittu enthu patti? Kaakka kondu poyo?''
'Oru kallu kudiyan mattoru saha kallu kudiyane ingane choriyaruthu.'
'Ooo pinne... Sonia-yude phone number chodichappam nee ennodu ennatha paranjathu? Enikk Hindi ariyathilla, athu kondu njan vilichaal sheriyavathilla ennokke. Alle? Ninakk angane thanne varanam.
'Nee poda thendi, njan ente cash alle koduthathu. Njan sahichu.'
'Oru 500 pound kodukkamayirunnille? Avalkk kalyanam kazhinju kettiyone kettipidichu kidakkaan oru sapramancha kattil koodi sponsor cheyyada. Complement ayittu ninte photo pathicha kuree tissue paper-um. Ellathilum - With Love, Kuppi ennu koodi ezhuthi cherthekk.'
'Mathiyeda!!!'
kolllam mashe....keep writing!!!!
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