Tuesday 19 October 2010

25 to Illford

'Paathira Kazhappu' ennu nammal parayum; avanmaru athinu 'night life' ennum parayum. Orikkal angane oru pathiraykk karakkam kazhinju Picadilly Circus-il ninnum No. 25 Bus-il idichu keri. Ente koode randu malayali suhruthukkal undu. Ellarum nalla fit annu. Rathriyil 25 annu East London-ilottu pokaan ulla eka margam. Tube (Trains) 12:00 kazhinjaal illa. (Cash ullavarkku taxi vilikkaam).

25-il nalla thirakk annu. Thirakk ennu paranjaal idichu keri njekki njerungi nilkanam. Serikkum paranjaal thottu aduthu nilkunnathu oru tharunimani anengil yathra anandakaram akum. Idakkottu oru kozhi mutta pottichu ozhichaal, athu olichu thazhe ethunna kaaryam samshayam annu. Bus-inte akathu kallinteyum kanjavinteyum sundarimarude perfume-inteym okke manam. Night life-il dance kalichu, sorry thiruthatte - pennungalude koode kudichu koothadi vannu valinju keri nilkunna kootharakalde viyarppu nattavum. Ethu madyapikkatha police-karanum thaane fit ayi povum.

Bus-inte vathil automatic annu; oro bus stop-il ethumbozhum driver switch amarthum; vathil thurakkum; udane vathilkal nilkunnavar thirakk-inte pressure-il purathekk therichu veezhum; ezhunnettu veendum thalli kerum; driver vathil adakkum. Ithannu sthithi. Angane ee vandi London-ile theruvukali koode odikkondu irikkuannu.

Algate-il ethiyappol oru couple vandiyil keri. Chullan aya oru payyanum avante girlfriend ayirikkanam, sundari aya oru cheruppakkariyum. Couple-inteyum enteyum idakk ente randu malayli suhruthukal bodham illathe aadi ulanju nilppundu.

Yathra thudarnnappol, Couple door-il chari ninnu enthekkyo... kettippichum, umma vechum kalikkaan thudangi. Sahayathrikante maryada enna reethiyil njan udane avarodu paranju "Dude!! You would fall out if the doors open. Be careful. huh?" Udane marupadi "No English. Spanish Spanish!!" Bhagyam... Enikk spanish ariyathathu kondu pinne athorthu budhimuttendi vannilla. 'Koothara! English ariyathe London thendaan irangiyirikkunnu.' Bus-il evidenno malayalathil oru ashariri kettu.

Ente pinnil aaro malayalam samsarikkunnathu pole thonni. Thirinju nokkiyappol randu vamban piece-ukal. alla... veendum thiruthatte; mukhathu kuree chayam vari pooshi, purikam okke chirandi kalanju, kayyil maangandi polathe purse-um okke thookki ittu randu malayali tharunimanikal. Randu perkkum vasthram valare kuravu annengilum athinte yathoru ahankaravum mukhathu kaanan illa. Ente purathu otti nilkuka annu.
Athil oruthi 'Edi edi... ente athinte valli azhinju thudangyo ennu oru samshayam.'
'Pathukke parayedi, ee front-il nilkunnavane kandittu oru malayali look undu.'
'Avan malayali allengil avanu kollaam.'
Njan malayali alla ennulla mattil muscle okke pidichu cool dude ayittu ninnu. Malayalam pettannu marannu poyo ennu polum njan samshayichu poyi.

Ithinte idakk driver evideyo vechu shakthiyil break chavitti. Bus ulanjappam athil oruthi avalde kalil ittirunna luttappiyude kuntham pole ulla cherippu ittu ente kalil otta chavittu. Vedana eduthaal ethu malayaliyum urakke karanju povum 'ENTE AMMEEEEEY!!!'
Appo avalumaril oruthi 'Kando, njan paranjille ivan malayali anennu.'

Ee sambhavathinu  thottu purake ente malali suhruthukalil oralude nilavili kelkaam 'HUSH HOOYY... HALLOOO...'
'Ennathada avide? Nee enna njeripiri kollunnathu?' Njan chodichu
'Eda!! ee thendi spanish karanodu para - Avan pidichu njekkunnathu ente kundikk anenn. Allathe avante girlfriend-inte kundi allennu para."

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