Tuesday 26 October 2010

Kuppiyum kathiyum police-um

Pathivu pole thale divasam mookkattam kallu kudichathu karanam office-ilekk irangaan vaiki. Shwasam pidichu Tube station-il ninnum office-ilekk valichu vittu nadakkumbol oru phone call. Ayalvasi aya oru Romanian undu, Mihai, ayaalde call annu.
'Hi Mihai! Good morning!! What's up?' Njan chodichu.
'Hello mate, Good morning, I guess, we have a problem.'
'What problem?'
'I'm sorry to say this but your friend has been taken by the police.'
'WHAT?'
'Yeah! I'm not so sure about what happened. There were around 3-4 police vehicles flashing lights in front of your house. I saw your friend being handcuffed by two cops. He was locked up into the backside of a big van and taken away. I was too scared to ask the cops any further details.'
'WHOLLY SSHHH...'
'I'm sorry mate.'
'Ohh!! Mihai, do you know where they took him?'
'Not sure... probably the Forest Gate police station, I guess.'
'Hmmm... thankyou. Let me check.'
'Also I overheard someone. ...that your friend was frightening everyone in the street with a big knife. To me, he seemed to be a nice guy. I had talked to him yesterday evening. He seemed perfectly fine. Is everything OK with him recently?'
'Yeah!! But I don't know Mihai. He was sleeping when I started from home. I'm not sure what went wrong. We drank a little too much yesterday night. But that shouldn't be a problem. We've done that many times before. Anyway, let me see.'
'Keep me posted, huh?.'
'Sure!! Cheers mate. Bye!'

'Koothara Kuppikk ravile ithu enna pattiyatha? Vishappu moothu pranthu ayathu anno. Phone vilichittu edukkunnathum illa. Ini enthu cheyyum' Njan thalapukanju alochichu. Office-il kaaryam vilichu paranjittu adutha tube-il keri njan nere Forest Gate police station-ilekk vechu pidichu.

Station Reception-il sundari aya oru police-kari 'Hello... Good morning. How can I help?'
'Hiya!! My friend has been arrested.'
'Okay!! Please wait here. I'll be with you in a short while.'

Chumma wait cheyyan pattuo? Njan phone book-il kanda ellavareyum vilichu
'...Ithannu sambhavam, enthu cheyyanam?'
Palarum pala reethiyil ulla upadeshangal annu. Kure peru kuppikk vattayirikkum ennu paranju, kurachu peru enthengilum help venamengil vilikkan paranju. Onnu randu peru Solicitors-ine okke arrange cheythu thannu. Tension adichu viyarthu ninnirunna enne police-kari veendum vilichu 'Please fill this form. Your friend's name, age, address etc. I'll check in our system and get back to with the details.'

Form-il fill cheythu kodutha details anusarichu computer-il ninnum aval details thappi eduthu 'Your friend has been charged for possessing dangerous weapon in the public with the intention of injuring or murdering innocent civilians.'
'Ohh my god. I guess there has been a mistake.'
'Probably, but he's being interrogated at the moment. If he wants, he will be allowed to call you after that. You don't need to wait here.'

Avide ninnittu kaaryam illa ennu pidi kitti. Police-karu thanne oru free solicitor-ine arrange cheythu. Avane oru 6x4 cell-il ittirikkuannu; arodum samsarikkaan pattilla. Njan payye veettilekk nadannu.

Oru 2-3 manikoor-inu shesham enikk oru call
'Eda... kuruvi, ithu njanada, Kuppi.' karanju nilavilchondu oru shabdam.
'Nee ithu evida?'
'Eda, enne police pidicheda.'
'Enikk ariyaam. Ninakk ennatha vattayo? Ravile kathi eduthu veeshi naattukare pedippikkan irangi ennanallo kettathu.'
'Kayyil kathi undayirunnu ennullathu sheri annu. Thames Water-il ninnum ravile phone vannirunnu. Water meter nokki reading parayaan paranju. Njan water meter-ine moodi (lid) thurakkaan adukkalayil ninnu kathi ayittu purathu irangiyatha.'
'Pinne engana police pidichathu?'
'Njan moodi thurakkaan sramichondu footpath-il nilathu kuthi irikkuayirunnu. Oru 5 min kazhinjappol purakil ninnum randu peru vannu chavitti kootti nilathu ittu. Ennittu kayyile kathi pidichu vangi; ennittu kai randum pinnilottu akki hand-cuffs ittu. appozhannu police anennu manassilayathu.'
'Hahaha... mandan! Ninakk vaa thurannu paranjoodayirunno?'
'Njan kallan alla police-e ennu oru nooru pravashyam ee nayinte makkalodu njan paranjatha. Pakshe sammathikkende?'
'Ennittu?'
'Ennittu onnum illa. Kaaryam okke pidi kittiyappol avaru enne thurannu vittu. Enikk vishakkunneda. Kayyil otta cash illa; Oru police-karante kayyil ninnum 50p kadam vangi annu ninne vilikkunnathu. Ithu ippo cut avum. Jacket polum illathe njan ee thanuppathu engottu povum? Njan jetty polum ittittu illa aliya, urakkathil ninnum nere ingu poruayirunnille. Nee office-il anno?'
'Nee avide thanne nikk. Njan oru 15min edukkum ethaan.'

Njan oru Jacket ayittu station-inte aduthu ethiyappol oru electric post-il chari ninnu oruthan cigarette valikkunnu.
'Ninakk cigarette evidunnu kitti?' Kayyile jacket koduthondu njan Kuppiyodu chodichu.
'Coral-inte chillu thallipotticha case-il akathaya oru criminal suhruthu thannatha.'
'Ohho nee ippo avarokke ayittu anno koottu.'
'Ummm... mattoru suhruthu nalla kanjavu kittunna sthalam paranju thannu. Avan contact number okke thannittundu. Eppo venamengilum vilichaal mathi enna paranjirikkunnathu.'
'Nannayi... Vayanottam kurakkaam. London-il ninakk puthiya business ayi.'
'Nammalodu deshyam ulla etho ayalvasi annu police-ine vilichathu. There is man on the street with a knife ennu oru thalla vailichu paranju enna police-karu ennodu paranjathu.'
'Ahha!! Ninne kandaal oru criminal look pande ullatha. Kallu kudichu rathri veedinte munnil kidannu bahalam vekkaruthu ennu njan paranjittullathu alle?'
'Pazham murichaal polum muriyatha kathi annu. Athu adukalayil chennu edukumbol ingane okke avum ennu njan swapnathil polum vicharichilleda.'
'Enittu aa kathi evide?'
'Kathi avaru eduthu. Athu thirichu thannilla.'
'Nee chodichille?'
'Pinne... engane irangi porum ennu vicharichu irikkumbol annu, kopile kathi.'
'Aake undayirunna kathi annu.'
'Athu sheri appo kathi poyathil annu ninakk vishamam. Allathe njan anubhavicha mano vishamathinum mana bhangathinum ninakk yathoru vishamavum illa, alle?'
'Theere illa!!! Ninakk angane thanne varanam. Vrithikettavan!! Ithu purathu parayaan pattuo? Nee oruthane kuthi malarthiyittu annu ivide nilkunnathu ennu undengil oru weight okke undayirunnu. Enikk abhimanam thonniyene.'
'M**reeee!!!'
'Ithu orumathiri... ayye!! Che!!! Naale ithu mattullavarodu paranjaal avaru enne kaliyakkum.'
'Nee ithu thalkaalam arodum parayanda.'
'Nee station-il anennu ulla kaaryam ellaarkum ippo ariyaam'
'Athengane?'
'Njan vilichu paranjayirunnu.'
'Nayinte mone...'

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