Orikkal njan kurachu malayli suhruthukalude koode Barking Road-il ulla "Miller's Well"-il irunnu kurachu madyam sevikkuka ayirunnu. Vattamesha sammelanam annu; ororutharum avar avarude veera sahangal vishaddeekarichukondu irikkuka annu. Athil oru mahaan orikkal thanikk oru strip club-il vechu undaya anubhavathine kurichu parayuka undayi. Addeham kanicha kootharatharavum, stripper choodavan undaya kaaranavum njan addehathinte vakukalil thanne ivide ezhuthatte...
'Ente koode undayirunna ella thendikalum ororo charakkukaleyum vilichondu private dance-inu poyii. Njan ottakk ayi... enikk samsarikkan arum illa. Fit ayirunnu. Fit ennu paranjaal nalla fit. Angane njan oru 10 min irunnu.
Njan ottakk irikkunnathu kandu oru Latino ente koode vannu irunnu. Entammachiee... paranja vishwasikkathilla, nalla sooopper oru charakk. Aval ennodu enthokkeyo english-il chodichu. Njan ellaattinum 'yeah yeah' ennu marupadi paranju thala kulukki. Kayyil irunna beer glass njan meshappurathu vechathum avalu ente kayyil pidichondu engottennu illathe nadannu. Enikk anengil nere chovve kannum pidikkunnilla. Iruttatthu thappi thadanju njangal oru kudusu vazhiyiloode nadannu.
Nokkiyappam nera nera ayittu kuree cubicles. Nammude naattil ee internet cafe-kalil okke kanunnathu pole. Enne aval athil orennathil iruthi. Ennitu matte... Thankamma chechi-yude pashu kanikkunnathu pole naakk okke veliyil ittu ente methottu keri vannu. Ennittu avalde 'avade' oru £20-inte note vekkaan paranju. Njan sangathikal okke kandu peruchazhi pantham kandathu pole ayi poyille? Paranjathu pole pocket-il ninnum oru £20 eduthu thiruki.
Aval enne avidunnu vilichu vere oru cubicle-il kondu poyi iruthi. Avide aval kurachu kassarthu okke kanichittu enne vilichondu vere oru cubicle-il poyi. Avide kassarthu kanichu thudangiyathum avalu veendum enne vilichondu vere oru cubicle-il poyi. Nalamathe cubicle-il aval ennodu athu paranju, "_ _ _ Cutlet Balls _ _ !!!" Paranju theernathum £20 note thirichu ente mukhathu erinjittu avalu poyi.'
Oru 30 second avide irunnu avalu paranjathu entha ennu njan veendum veendum alochichu. Pinne alle kaaryam pidi kittiyathu. Ennatha??? Malayalathil paranjaal "Ma*re, ivide irunnu iniyum vali vittaal, ninte samanam njan chethi kalayum", ennu. Cutlet Balls alla, "Cut your b*lls *ff" enna avalu paranjathu.
Satyam parayallo... njan annu vaikittu potato kootti entho annennu thonnunnu kazhichathu. Cubicle-il nalla vrithiketta naattam ayirunnu. Ho!! Entammaachiye... Avale kuttam paranjittu kaaryam illa. Enthayalum £20 labham ayi. Aa cash kondu randu 2 peg koodi njan adichu.'
'Ente koode undayirunna ella thendikalum ororo charakkukaleyum vilichondu private dance-inu poyii. Njan ottakk ayi... enikk samsarikkan arum illa. Fit ayirunnu. Fit ennu paranjaal nalla fit. Angane njan oru 10 min irunnu.
Njan ottakk irikkunnathu kandu oru Latino ente koode vannu irunnu. Entammachiee... paranja vishwasikkathilla, nalla sooopper oru charakk. Aval ennodu enthokkeyo english-il chodichu. Njan ellaattinum 'yeah yeah' ennu marupadi paranju thala kulukki. Kayyil irunna beer glass njan meshappurathu vechathum avalu ente kayyil pidichondu engottennu illathe nadannu. Enikk anengil nere chovve kannum pidikkunnilla. Iruttatthu thappi thadanju njangal oru kudusu vazhiyiloode nadannu.
Nokkiyappam nera nera ayittu kuree cubicles. Nammude naattil ee internet cafe-kalil okke kanunnathu pole. Enne aval athil orennathil iruthi. Ennitu matte... Thankamma chechi-yude pashu kanikkunnathu pole naakk okke veliyil ittu ente methottu keri vannu. Ennittu avalde 'avade' oru £20-inte note vekkaan paranju. Njan sangathikal okke kandu peruchazhi pantham kandathu pole ayi poyille? Paranjathu pole pocket-il ninnum oru £20 eduthu thiruki.
Aval enne avidunnu vilichu vere oru cubicle-il kondu poyi iruthi. Avide aval kurachu kassarthu okke kanichittu enne vilichondu vere oru cubicle-il poyi. Avide kassarthu kanichu thudangiyathum avalu veendum enne vilichondu vere oru cubicle-il poyi. Nalamathe cubicle-il aval ennodu athu paranju, "_ _ _ Cutlet Balls _ _ !!!" Paranju theernathum £20 note thirichu ente mukhathu erinjittu avalu poyi.'
Oru 30 second avide irunnu avalu paranjathu entha ennu njan veendum veendum alochichu. Pinne alle kaaryam pidi kittiyathu. Ennatha??? Malayalathil paranjaal "Ma*re, ivide irunnu iniyum vali vittaal, ninte samanam njan chethi kalayum", ennu. Cutlet Balls alla, "Cut your b*lls *ff" enna avalu paranjathu.
Satyam parayallo... njan annu vaikittu potato kootti entho annennu thonnunnu kazhichathu. Cubicle-il nalla vrithiketta naattam ayirunnu. Ho!! Entammaachiye... Avale kuttam paranjittu kaaryam illa. Enthayalum £20 labham ayi. Aa cash kondu randu 2 peg koodi njan adichu.'
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